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Tags: Broad City

broadcity:

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"Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal!"

(Source: alininha23)

mirkkwoods:

What’s up.

Tags: brooklyn 99

(Source: kingslayered, via rorybbellows)

How I feel about shopping

whatshouldwecallme:

At the mall:

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Online:

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- Dan, did your boyfriend know anything about this?
- I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence.
- That’s like trying to use a croissant as a fuckin’ dildo.

(Source: fitz-simmons, via womptacular)

Tags: veep

joeydeangelis:

"Well, I got another cake cooking. You can come over and we can eat it. Or just smash our faces into it."

(Source: bodiebroadus, via rorybbellows)

Tags: brooklyn99

broadcity:

Don’t worry, we’re back with a new episode tomorrow night.